My Momma Told Me My Momma Told Me

Bare-faced Men Can’t Be Trusted (with Langston and David)

Sep 29, 2026 · 1h 6m

Summary

In this episode of the "Motherfucking Wave" series, the hosts discuss a controversial online figure who teaches Jamaican Patois to white Americans, debating the ethics of cultural appreciation versus appropriation. They then address listener voicemails, including a drunken inquiry about a hypothetical governing body for eating people and a conspiracy theory claiming Black people are Native Americans. The conversation concludes with a humorous critique of men's facial hair styles as indicators of character, alongside a discussion on the difficulty of finding appropriate nicknames for the hosts.

Topics discussed

American Horror Story Season 13 Promo Show Intro and Host Banter Jamaican Patois Language Guide Ad Discussion on Patois and Cultural Respect Hosts Debate Learning Jamaican Cool Runnings and Jamaican Culture Speaking vs Singing Like a Jamaican Reviewing the Patois Guide Content Listener Voicemail: Eating People Organization Debate on Tribal Identity and War Colonialism and Racial Ambiguity Discussion on Mixed Race Identity 90s Black Pop Culture and Coolness Camaraderie and Whiteness Dynamics LinkedIn Small Business Ad Listener Nickname Suggestions and Reactions Listener Call: Dating and Facial Hair Facial Hair Styles and Trustworthiness Toy Story 5 Disney+ Promo Listener Call: Animal Anatomy and Sex Outro and Sponsor Reads
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