Bare-faced Men Can’t Be Trusted (with Langston and David)
Sep 29, 2026 · 1h 6m
Summary
In this episode of the "Motherfucking Wave" series, the hosts discuss a controversial online figure who teaches Jamaican Patois to white Americans, debating the ethics of cultural appreciation versus appropriation. They then address listener voicemails, including a drunken inquiry about a hypothetical governing body for eating people and a conspiracy theory claiming Black people are Native Americans. The conversation concludes with a humorous critique of men's facial hair styles as indicators of character, alongside a discussion on the difficulty of finding appropriate nicknames for the hosts.
Topics discussed
American Horror Story Season 13 Promo
Show Intro and Host Banter
Jamaican Patois Language Guide Ad
Discussion on Patois and Cultural Respect
Hosts Debate Learning Jamaican
Cool Runnings and Jamaican Culture
Speaking vs Singing Like a Jamaican
Reviewing the Patois Guide Content
Listener Voicemail: Eating People Organization
Debate on Tribal Identity and War
Colonialism and Racial Ambiguity
Discussion on Mixed Race Identity
90s Black Pop Culture and Coolness
Camaraderie and Whiteness Dynamics
LinkedIn Small Business Ad
Listener Nickname Suggestions and Reactions
Listener Call: Dating and Facial Hair
Facial Hair Styles and Trustworthiness
Toy Story 5 Disney+ Promo
Listener Call: Animal Anatomy and Sex
Outro and Sponsor Reads
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