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IAN MOORE: TOASTED!

Sep 23, 2026 · 31m

Summary

In this episode of *Toasted*, Tom and Beth discuss their recent interview with writer Ian Moore, focusing on his disastrous camper van purchase and his cantankerous Airbnb hosting experiences. The conversation shifts to Beth’s intense house-cleaning spree, which she admits is a displacement activity while taking a break from writing her book. They also share listener stories about failed musical talents, disastrous impulse buys like a second-hand treadmill, and the universal struggle of trying to look French while abroad.

Topics discussed

Sponsorship ads and episode introduction House cleaning, white vinegar, and displacement activities Failed musicians, piano lessons, and Christmas jazz Disaster buys: camper vans, soft-top cars, and vintage dresses Listener email about a broken treadmill and home fitness gear Relaxing with interiors magazines and the decline of print French culture, accents, and being mistaken for French British queue etiquette and bakery anecdotes Kids' sports, camping, and the pros and cons of caravanning Airbnb guests, pool parties, and Ian Moore's antics Outro, show support, and sign-off
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