I work at NASA and everything is perfectly normal by Free-Health-1421
Summary
A NASA scientist discovers a highly reflective, artificial object in the solar system that emits a strong, modulated signal. Despite clear evidence of an alien presence, colleagues and other observatories bizarrely dismiss the findings as natural phenomena, suggesting a coordinated cover-up or mass manipulation. As the object rapidly approaches Earth, the narrator is reprimanded for raising the alarm and left alone to watch the inevitable arrival while maintaining a facade of normalcy.
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Introduction: A normal day at NASA
Discovery of an unusually bright object
Analysis reveals regular, artificial shape
Joanne suggests checking for radio signals
Next morning: Joanne finds a signal
Signal analysis: narrowband and modulated
Video call with external astronomers
Experts dismiss signal as a pulsar
Confusion over the experts' reaction
Suspecting coordinated cover-up
Boss reports infrared data as normal
Narrator finds impossible thermal data
Hidden JWST report confirms anomaly
Confronting the boss with evidence
Boss sends Joanne to Deputy Director
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Reviewing annotated data from other dishes
Signal strength rapidly increasing
Joanne returns humiliated and angry
Boss reprimands narrator and orders stop
Realizing object is approaching Earth
Final decision to wait and observe
Outro: Tea shop and Patreon thanks
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