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Are your kids constantly asking for a pet?

Sep 29, 2026 · 13m

Summary

Kirsty Blake Knox joins Moncrieff to discuss her failed attempt to deflect her children's relentless requests for a dog by getting a goldfish instead. She explains that the low-maintenance pet only highlighted her vulnerability, prompting the kids to escalate their demands for intermediate pets like gerbils. Kirsty details the logistical challenges of adding a dog to her small home and work-from-home routine, noting that she is likely the weaker parent in this negotiation. The segment concludes with listener texts sharing their own experiences with pet ownership, ranging from the joys of re…

Topics discussed

Introduction: Kirsty Blake Knox and the goldfish plan Background: Past dogs and the constant nagging The strategy: Getting a fish to stop dog requests Buying the fish: Costs and tank size requirements Goldie the goldfish: A boring pet experience Escalation: Kids suggest hamsters and gerbils Why she resists: Workload and work-from-home life Sponsor reads: QVC and BKFC cruise Mixed advice from parents and split custody idea Space constraints: Small house and small dogs Breed research: Mute terriers and allergies Parental dynamics: Who will break first? Fish care: Feeding and water changes Sign-off and transition to listener texts Listener texts: Dog costs, barking, and loyalty Listener texts: Commitment and fostering options
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