MJ Morning Show, Tues., 9/1/26: Do You Tip The OWNER Of A Business? Also, New A.I. Songs We Created About The California Buttsniffer!
Summary
The MJ Morning Show hosts banter about Michelle’s prized Uniball pens and attempt to use AI song generator Suno. They discuss former NFL player Damone Patterson’s arrest for driving a stolen Kia and a Chick-fil-A worker’s $80,000 mac and cheese refund scam. The episode concludes with "Morons in the News," covering a robbery suspect hiding pills rectally, a waitress blackmailing her boyfriend, and a diabetic man arrested for cocaine found in his hospital room.
Topics discussed
Michelle's obsession with her Uniball pen
Mystery package and zip code guessing game
AI-generated songs and the 'Butt Sniffer' track
Former Buccaneers player arrested for stolen car
Chick-fil-A employee refunds $80k in mac and cheese
Robbery suspect hides stolen pills in rectum
Side piece blackmails boyfriend with photos
Drug found in hospital patient's dresser
Listener sends plaque for arriving early
Smucker's sues Trader Joe's over Uncrustables
Debate on tipping business owners vs employees
Lionel Richie hospitalized and AI song attempt
Success with AI 'Butt Sniffer' song generation
Viral video of man eating at low-rated buffet
Cobalt apartments fire and resident losses
Driver caught speeding 83mph in school zone
Michelle orders Hello Kitty planner from Japan
Subway toast fee dispute and 'Girl Grip'
Donna Mills joins OnlyFans for non-adult content
Man arrested for exposing himself in park
Tree cutting arrest and Nepal school rescue
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