MJ Morning Show, Fri., 8/28/26: Dear Flabby... Time To Bring In The Cops?
Aug 28, 2026 · 3h 1m
Summary
The MJ Morning Show hosts discuss co-host Fester’s early arrival and his past radio career, including a story about mispronouncing a street name. They cover news stories about a hotel shutting down mid-stay, a thief in a cow costume, and a drunk driver watching TV. The episode features an interview with Tampa Mayor Jane Castor regarding the Rays stadium deal and ends with a listener offering to fix the station’s broken truck.
Topics discussed
Intro and MJ Morning Show banter
Fester's first radio job and traffic reports
Lost VHS tapes and the 'Bear Ass' road mix-up
Tampa TV market size and Nielsen rankings
Michelle's performance and listener feedback
Gateway Inn evacuation and safety hazards
Booking a hotel room online
MJ heading to New York and flight details
Burglar in an Ursula costume
Meth exposure case and multiple arrests
Driving to Gainesville and Wendy's story
DUI stop and slurred speech
Teaser for the 'Deer Flabby' segment
Tampa City Council votes on Rays stadium deal
Groundbreaking photo and safety man dummy
Broken engineering truck and Max's call
Cost of making pennies and quarters
Deer Flabby preview and police involvement
Listener safety threats and calling the cops
Bacteria on keyboards and germ colonies
Bacteria cafeteria joke and germ fest
Masks in Japan and coughing etiquette
Booger chest and shirt hygiene
Delta flight 437 emergency landing audio
Listener finds suspicious package on beach
Deer Flabby phone calls and drug identification
Ron's call and safe disposal advice
Nick's call and Saint Pete connection
Whiz's call and parking lot meet-up
Drone drop and prison contraband theory
Jerry's call and drug sniffing dogs
TJ's call and criminal mischief
Hugo's call and job opportunities
Listener sells drugs and makes $11k
Dream car crash and LA freeway accident
Picking up packages from highway
General Mills removing artificial dyes
President of Cereal title and qualm joke
Hideous Hawaiian shirt and AI confusion
AI algorithm secret sauce and shirt availability
Canadians avoiding Florida and economy impact
Toilet paper consumption and trade war
Michelle waking up and getting a bagel
Airline cancellations and flight status
Japanese toilet features and cleaning
Ikea jokes and sumo guy banter
Pizza stop at LaGuardia and Manos
Business in Brooklyn and pizza obsession
American Airlines boarding and fake cane
Bidet brands and Butt Wash 2000
Norm Macdonald and Burt Reynolds sketch
Mouse in mouth dream and furry animal
Batgirl drive-by and Batman stories
Bat species and rabies transmission
Steak and Shake car hop service
Car hop incident and video surveillance
Steak and Shake weiners and menu
Home Depot microwave lawsuit
Damages sought and WaWa location
Flexing and Rolex promotion
Airlines seeking volunteers for flight switches
Overbooked flights and seat assignments
Viral gas station tantrum video
Gas station argument and man up
Casino police and peace pipe joke
Dumpster diving at Harbor Freight
Trash day rules and online community
Prank on homeless guys and S-bomb
Burger King CEO eating Whopper
Chicken nuggets overhaul and R&D
New nuggets release date and sauces
Grill Smith gift card giveaway
Storm named Dolly and Dolly Parton
Hurricane name list and coincidence
Dennis Phillips and lunar eclipse post
Solar eclipse glasses and family trip
Dolly Parton passing and storm name
Hurricane season and wind shear
CNN goof and Dolly Parton departure
Grill Smith giveaway and crotchety calls
Hearing aid static and lemonade mix-up
Lemonade vs hearing aid confusion
Shredding machine and 100 clock meeting
Death machine and scissors location
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