Best Of The MJ Morning Show, Mon., 8/3/26: A .523 BAL?
Aug 3, 2026 · 3h 3m
Summary
The MJ Morning Show discusses public decency, reacting to a passenger ejected from Spirit Airlines for wearing a profane hoodie and sharing stories of inappropriate clothing at schools. The hosts then profile Madeline Smith, a "love rat investigator" who tests men's loyalty, and debate which professions are most prone to cheating. The episode concludes with the "Morons in the News" segment, covering a woman who stole a Lyft driver’s car, a charter captain selling found cocaine, and a man terrorizing a teen over a 49ers jersey.
Topics discussed
Debate on obscene clothing in public and school uniforms
Love rat investigators and professions prone to cheating
The mental challenge of pooping and triathlon lengths
Woman steals rideshare driver's car after distraction
Captain finds floating cocaine bales at sea
Man with machete attacks teen over 49ers jersey
Scam alert: 20 ribeyes for $40 at traveling meat show
8 breakfast foods dieticians say you should stop eating
Hotels charging guests for stained towels and linens
Southwest Airlines wheelchair pre-boarding loophole abuse
Man arrested for drunk driving with 0.523 BAC
Mother forces son to smash his PlayStation 5 as punishment
Sister demands dog name change to match newborn baby
Listener receives suspicious Plaid verification code
Extinct sandwiches: Chow mein, Fluffernutter, and Liverwurst
Teacher arrested for inappropriate Zoom behavior
Trying the viral 5-layer Wendy's burger hack
Forrest Gump named America's favorite movie
HR denies bereavement leave for father's death
Wendy's gives away 52 free sandwiches to first in line
Parents refusing to leave inheritance to their kids
Breakfast cereals banned in other countries for additives
Driver pulled over for hand placement on steering wheel
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