MJ Morning Show, Thurs., 7/23/26: A New 'Dear Flabby,' And What Are Some Silent, Killer Hobbies
Jul 23, 2026 · 3h 2m
Summary
The MJ Morning Show hosts discuss a false alarm regarding an Instagram hack, debate a USA Today ranking of the best fast-food fries, and cover "Morons in the News," including tourists damaging Yellowstone’s Grand Prismatic Spring and a doctor hiring a hitman. They also touch on SpaceX’s poor IPO performance, the upcoming Fear Circus in Kissimmee, and a Texas man receiving life in prison for his 12th DUI.
Topics discussed
Intro, social media hacking drama, and tech complaints
Traffic rant and express lane speeding
USA Today's top 10 French fry restaurants debate
Grand Prismatic Spring and Yellowstone trip
News: Armored vehicle theft and doctor hiring hitman
SpaceX IPO performance and stock drop
The Fear Circus coming to Kissimmee
12th DUI conviction and 'ass blast drunk' term
Man with gun confronts teen auto detailers
DUI arrest of two women on Highway 301
Tesla robo-taxi drives wrong way on day one
Dear Flabby: Food thief and Visine tampering plan
Silent killer hobbies: Woodworking, climbing, and diving
Funny idioms and Sansa Belt pants discussion
Taco Bell lettuce-free enchirito and food safety
Celebrity news: Jolie-Pitt kids and name changes
Teen body mods and The Rock's movie career
$5 million Shohei Ohtani baseball card hunt
Bakery hygiene fail and hair in pudding story
National Vanilla Ice Cream Day and Costco croissant hoax
Wild monkeys in Mount Dora and closing remarks
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