MJ Morning Show, Mon., 8/31/26: Just How Dangerous Are 'Claw Clips'? Also, How Fast Did That Disaster Take In Nepal?
Summary
The MJ Morning Show hosts discuss a technical glitch that started the broadcast early, followed by updates on Michelle’s return and Julian’s move to NYU. They cover news stories including a counterfeit raid in NYC, a sheriff’s helicopter search in Tampa, and the death of a famous bald eagle named Jackie. The segment concludes with "Morons in the News," featuring a funeral stretcher thief, a indecent exposure incident at Ross, and a woman who unknowingly bought a stolen car.
Topics discussed
Intro, music glitches, and Julian's move
Julian's storage lockers and video backlog
Helicopter search, eagle nest, and Bigfoot photo
Epstein emails and Barclays boss scandal
Funeral stretcher theft and Mortuary Mall
Man arrested for indecent exposure at Ross
Woman stuck paying for stolen repossessed car
Americans using less cash and Uber wait times
Emergency cash stash and finding money
Julian's girlfriend, plane go-around, and Laguardia
Miss Texas dinner and business card collector
Counterfeit goods bust on Canal Street
Waitress mispronouncing fajitas as vaginitis
Carbon monoxide detectors and Uber scam
Claw clips as death traps and knitting clubs
Ice cream truck accident and beer truck lawsuits
Tipping debate and Brian Stern call
Nepal glacial flood and mudslide footage
Intoxicated mother arrested with infants
Home invasion fears and Amazon fraud case
AC tech kicks dog and Furbo camera review
Listener calls and background checks for techs
Parent trips child in football game
Nepal mud density, 9/11 anniversary, and Graybull Rescue
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