Best Of MJ Morning Show, Wed., 8/5/26: Have You Ever Had A Nightmare About Work?
Aug 5, 2026 · 3h 6m
Summary
The MJ Morning Show discusses common hotel thefts, including towels and robes, before host Fester confesses to stealing a cheese shaker from a local pizza shop. The hosts then debate the age gap between Bill Belichick and his girlfriend, taking listener calls on the topic. The episode features "Morons in the News," covering a Florida man arrested for sexual contact with a horse and a sports anchor caught with lingerie on his monitor. Finally, Fester shares a story about being caught stealing Splenda at Wawa by a listening state trooper, and the group discusses flying superstitions.
Topics discussed
Intro and stealing hotel items like robes and hangers
Age gap relationships and Bill Belichick rumors
Man arrested for sexual contact with a horse
Rihanna's Savage X Fenty lingerie campaign
Stealing Splenda packets at Wawa and meeting a trooper
Passengers rubbing blessed oil on airplane jetways
Garage sale painting revealed to be a Van Gogh
Nightmare parking stickers that won't come off cars
Work-related nightmares shared by listeners
Biker shooting at cars and mother fleeing crash with kids
Man throws urine bottles at job interviewer
Man cited for yelling at cops blocking drive-thru
Listener pulled over in Michigan and cuffed for gun
Phone battery anxiety and leaving phone in bathroom
Carjacking via remote kill switch devices
Supermarket etiquette: abandoned items and raw chicken
Disgusting casseroles and funeral food traditions
Rogue tow truck driver steals car from accident scene
Getting ringworm from trying on new clothes
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