Walter White Power
Sep 12, 2026 · 34m
Summary
This satirical sketch features a fictional Donald Trump discussing the 25th anniversary of 9/11, where he claims he would have saved more victims and announces a federal investigation into Jewish people. The segment also covers his "Midterms Palooza," NFL quarterback Drake Maye’s post-game handshake, and the renaming of New Mexico to "New America." Trump further defends his Truth Social posts, including AI images and a fictional horseback ride with George Washington, while promoting his upcoming tour and cameo services.
Topics discussed
Sponsors: ChatGPT Work and Peacock
Introduction and 9/11 anniversary reflections
Labor Day activities and family traditions
Rosh Hashanah and Shania Twain jokes
Shofar sounds in hip-hop and Beastie Boys
Critique of Mike D's new solo album
9/11 ceremony at the Pentagon and Ground Zero
Awarding the Medal of Honor to a hero's mother
Announcing investigation into Jewish role in 9/11
Midterms Palooza and John Fetterman's speech
Tim Scott, Ted Cruz, and moral decline
Ethics of $5,000 reward for voting Republican
NFL: Rams vs Patriots and Truth Social coverage
Drake May's handshake and Drew Lock's comments
Bill Belichick sex tape hypothetical
Renaming New Mexico to New America
Truth Social AI images and World Cup pricing
Green Lantern, George Washington, and De Niro
Stock market gains and MasterClass for Presidents
Outro: Patreon, Cameos, and upcoming shows
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