I Work at The Last Toys R Us. We have Six STRANGE Rules
Summary
Paul Hughes takes a night security job at an abandoned Toys R Us, only to discover the store is inhabited by sentient toys with strict survival rules. He navigates threats from a vengeful Princess Bear, mischievous Cabbage Patch Kids, and a prophetic Magic 8 Ball while maintaining rituals like baking cookies. The episode culminates in a chaotic battle when monster toys escape their crates, forcing Paul to rely on G.I. Joe and his army of plastic soldiers for protection.
Topics discussed
Introduction: The abandoned Toys R Us job offer
First shift: Meeting Vincent and the Night Shift Rules
Rule 1: Never look Princess Bear in the eyes
Rule 2: Never burn the cookies for the toys
Rule 3: Never leave your keys on the counter
Rule 4: Never ask the Magic 8-Ball when you'll die
Rule 5: Never eat the Play-Doh
Rule 6: Always salute G.I. Joe
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