I Work at a Television Station that closed in 1999. We Have 5 STRANGE Rules
Sep 2, 2026 · 48m
Summary
The narrator works nights at a decommissioned TV station, containing five supernatural broadcasts that threaten reality. He follows strict rules to survive encounters with a murderous children’s host, a news anchor reading his obituary, eldritch creatures behind a game show door, a weathercaster predicting apocalypse, and a cartoon trapping staff members. By adhering to these protocols, he prevents the entities from escaping into the outside world.
Topics discussed
Introduction: Working at a defunct TV station
The station layout and the five rules
Benny's Playhouse: The ax and the locked door
The fate of Frank Bell and the nature of the entity
The Evening News: Paula reads the narrator's obituary
Two Doors to Fortune: Closing the portal to the creatures
Tomorrow's Weather: Marion predicts the apocalypse
The final broadcast and the signal leaking out
Danny Doodle's Cartoon Club: Trapped in animation
Conclusion: Why the narrator stays to protect the world
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