Kennedy opens with a public service announcement on foot hygiene, urging men with toenail fungus to avoid open-toed shoes. The episode then pivots to a passionate defense of keeping shoes on in one's own home, rejecting the "shoes off" cultural norm often associated with Canada and New York. Kennedy draws parallels to *Sex and the City* to illustrate the risks of removing footwear in communal spaces and argues that the presence of E. coli on shoes stems from urban homelessness and poor city management rather than personal hygiene. She concludes by asserting that maintaining her footwear is …