Harry Styles Saved Us!
Aug 18, 2026 · 51m
Summary
Joe and James discuss the failed US promotional tour for their film, sharing anecdotes about Harry Styles and joking about "body lotion" immortality. They critique children's media like *Peppa Pig* and *Harry Potter*, then investigate wild parakeets in London and the biological fact that humans develop an anus before a mouth. The episode concludes with facts about Earth’s ancient rings, Saturn’s moons, and the manufacturing of orange juice.
Topics discussed
Intro: Jordan North's stolen microwave and Verizon ad
Harry Styles' failed US tour and texting mishaps
Peppa Pig controversy and rude language
Harry Potter lore: Snape, Slytherin, and Quidditch rules
Podcast intro, ads, and Dyson fan complaints
Listener story: London parakeets killing trees
Fact Check: Do humans start life with an anus?
Ads: Granger and Verizon
Verdict: Evolution of the anus and mouth
Fact: Saturn's rings becoming a moon and Io's heat
Chat: Ex-Mormons and the neighbor's ball
Listener fact: Orange juice bits and earwax types
Outro: Goalkeepers, Penalties, and final ads
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