Is it a pizza roll, a stromboli, or a BTH?
Aug 18, 2026 · 10m
Summary
The host details his experiment creating a gyro pizza roll using a slice as bread, which resulted in a parking ticket. This sparks a debate on the definitions of calzones versus strombolis, leading to a story about JT mistakenly eating a friend’s stromboli instead of his pizza. The episode concludes with playful banter about JT’s confusion and a reference to a song lyric mocking the incident.
Topics discussed
Choosing between sandwich stories and defining wraps
The concept of using pizza as bread
Getting a parking ticket on a Sunday
Assembling the gyro pizza roll with sauces
Debate: Stromboli vs Calzone definitions
Story of JT stealing Panhandler's stromboli
Analyzing the 'Is JT dumb or blind' audio track
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