Schlapp My Ass and Call Me a Patriot
Jul 28, 2026 · 35m
Summary
The hosts vent about frustrating pharmaceutical packaging, deceptive email unsubscribe tactics, and the absurdity of renaming "wife beater" shirts. They critique a faith healer’s fraudulent claims, discuss the toxic "boy mom" culture and overbearing parenting styles. Finally, they share personal stories about establishing boundaries with adult children to foster autonomy.
Topics discussed
Sponsors: Progressive and Mattress Warehouse
Frustration with pharmaceutical packaging and over-medication
Email terrorism: The nightmare of unsubscribing from marketing emails
Debate over the term 'wife beater' vs 'wife pleaser'
Story about an entitled driver honking to cut into a Starbucks lane
Listener comments and Spotify shoutouts
Sponsor: Honey Love bras and shapewear
Sponsor: Nutrafol hair growth supplements
Sponsors: Progressive and Mattress Warehouse ads
Viral video of Apostle Katherine Crick and religious extremism
The 'Boy Mom' phenomenon and Jenny Mullen controversy
Final sponsor read: Mattress Warehouse
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