No Golf No Masters: Celebrating Our Ungovernable Peccary Friends
Aug 17, 2026 · 29m
Summary
Host Dr. James Stout and guest Molly Conger discuss javelinas, their biology, and their destructive impact on Arizona golf courses. They critique golf’s excessive water use and chemical reliance, contrasting it with the peccaries’ natural adaptation to arid landscapes. The episode blends humorous anecdotes about animal encounters with serious commentary on land use, environmental stewardship, and the absurdity of human attempts to control wildlife in shared habitats.
Topics discussed
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Intro to Natural Causes: Javelinas, golf, and serious journalism
Javelina biology: Speed, teeth, musk glands, and a bike accident
Invasive species debate: Feral pigs vs. native Javelinas
Why Javelinas destroy golf courses: Water, shade, and snouts
Javelinas in suburbs: Swimming pools, irrigation hoses, and ads
Golf course damage: 'Mkc Turf' and failed chili oil deterrents
The politics of golf: Water usage, land consumption, and demographics
Javelinas as stewards: Habitat conflict and animal rights
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The mysterious 4th peccary: The giant peccary debate
Warthog wrestling stories and future Javelina adventures
Outro: Upcoming episodes on Cyclospora and fire management
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