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No Golf No Masters: Celebrating Our Ungovernable Peccary Friends

Aug 17, 2026 · 29m

Summary

Host Dr. James Stout and guest Molly Conger discuss javelinas, their biology, and their destructive impact on Arizona golf courses. They critique golf’s excessive water use and chemical reliance, contrasting it with the peccaries’ natural adaptation to arid landscapes. The episode blends humorous anecdotes about animal encounters with serious commentary on land use, environmental stewardship, and the absurdity of human attempts to control wildlife in shared habitats.

Topics discussed

Ad breaks for Times Square, TNA Wrestling, and Solita podcast Intro to Natural Causes: Javelinas, golf, and serious journalism Javelina biology: Speed, teeth, musk glands, and a bike accident Invasive species debate: Feral pigs vs. native Javelinas Why Javelinas destroy golf courses: Water, shade, and snouts Javelinas in suburbs: Swimming pools, irrigation hoses, and ads Golf course damage: 'Mkc Turf' and failed chili oil deterrents The politics of golf: Water usage, land consumption, and demographics Javelinas as stewards: Habitat conflict and animal rights Ad breaks for Survivor Files and Pro Society podcasts The mysterious 4th peccary: The giant peccary debate Warthog wrestling stories and future Javelina adventures Outro: Upcoming episodes on Cyclospora and fire management
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