We Will Not Invoke Him
Sep 12, 2026 · 38m
Summary
Iain discusses his recent stand-up tour, including a gig with Rob Rouse and upcoming dates in Bishop Auckland and Luton, while also sharing news about his new agent and TV appearances. The pair debate the merits of "Scandinavian death cleaning" as they navigate selling records and buying new furniture, with Iain recounting his frustrating experience at Oak Furniture Land. They also reflect on Iain's recent TikTok drama, his obsession with Jerry Lewis telethons, and his decision to donate finished books to his students.
Topics discussed
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Sponsor: Whole Foods Market September stock up
Intro, executive producer shoutouts, and Patreon tiers
Ian's Sheffield gig with Rob Rouse and imposter syndrome
Upcoming tour dates: Bishop Auckland and Luton
Career updates: TV interview, new agent, and matinee gigs
Fun fact: Xylophone layout matches piano
Sofa shopping saga and Oak Furniture Land rant
Honeymoon planning banter and holiday vs sofa debate
Music snippet: Proclaimers and Turf's
John Ronson's book, Blue Sky, and social media nostalgia
Graham Linehan, Army Hammer, and cannibalism news
Royal Mail delivery issue with 16kg dumbbells
Watching 1984 Jerry Lewis Telethon on treadmill
Podcast recommendation: Addiction and Russell Brand
Scandinavian Death Cleaning and decluttering philosophy
Reflecting on selling records and keeping memories
TikTok drama: Being blocked by a creator
Zombie apocalypse podcast and ADHD interview
Closing thoughts, contact info, and Patreon plug
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