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Top 5 things you wouldn't want to find under your bed

Jul 19, 2026 · 40m

Summary

Chris and Stu host a "Top Five" segment listing things they wouldn't want to find under their beds, ranging from dust and audio recorders to 80s TV personalities and clones. They share embarrassing anecdotes, including Stu’s sleep-talking mishaps and Chris’s regrettable university videotapes. The episode also promotes their Patreon, teasing exclusive content like dating stories and unreleased episodes.

Topics discussed

Intro, ads, and Patreon promotion Top 5 things under the bed: Dust and cleaning Top 5: Ex-partner's corpse and Netflix ideas Ads: Zen Nicotine and Whole Foods Top 5: Audio recorder and sleep talking stories Top 5: Jimmy Savile and 80s celebrities Ads and discussion on clones as alibis Top 5: Identical twins and porn clubs Top 5: Used condoms and flat party stories Top 5: Parents' sex tapes and school memories Top 5: Embarrassing uni video tapes
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