Top 5 things you wouldn't want to find under your bed
Jul 19, 2026 · 40m
Summary
Chris and Stu host a "Top Five" segment listing things they wouldn't want to find under their beds, ranging from dust and audio recorders to 80s TV personalities and clones. They share embarrassing anecdotes, including Stu’s sleep-talking mishaps and Chris’s regrettable university videotapes. The episode also promotes their Patreon, teasing exclusive content like dating stories and unreleased episodes.
Topics discussed
Intro, ads, and Patreon promotion
Top 5 things under the bed: Dust and cleaning
Top 5: Ex-partner's corpse and Netflix ideas
Ads: Zen Nicotine and Whole Foods
Top 5: Audio recorder and sleep talking stories
Top 5: Jimmy Savile and 80s celebrities
Ads and discussion on clones as alibis
Top 5: Identical twins and porn clubs
Top 5: Used condoms and flat party stories
Top 5: Parents' sex tapes and school memories
Top 5: Embarrassing uni video tapes
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