Top 5 ways to seduce women
Summary
Chris and Stu present a satirical "Top 5" list of terrible dating advice, ironically suggesting behaviors like bragging about exes, ordering for women, and showing off wealth. They mock toxic masculinity by recommending insults, unwanted touching, and ignoring a date’s conversation to watch porn. The episode also features anecdotes about real-life misogynistic men, including a gym-goer with a "Brussels Sprout" haircut.
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Sponsors: Whole Foods Market and Squarespace
Intro, Patreon promotion, and show setup
Top 5: Bringing up exes and ordering for her
Top 5: Letting her cook dinner to show independence
Top 5: Flashing wealth and being 'generous' to homeless
Top 5: Inappropriate touching and commenting on weight
Top 5: Insulting appearance and suggesting surgery
Top 5: Buying her a car and gym anecdote
Gym encounter with 'Brussels Sprout' man
Top 5: Faking calls from other women
Top 5: Showing porn on first date
Outro and sponsors: ColGuard, Skills First, Ripple
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