Hardcore Listing with Chris & Stu Hardcore Listing with Chris & Stu

Top 5 Things that make someone a bellend INSTANTLY!

Aug 3, 2026 · 1h 4m

Summary

Chris and Stu host Hardcore Listing, discussing their top five behaviors that instantly label someone a "bellend." Topics include turning conversations to oneself, claiming to be "brutally honest," and rudeness to service staff. They also touch on Count Binface’s satirical political campaign and the annoyance of being called "son" by younger people.

Topics discussed

Introduction and podcast overview Top 5: Turning conversations back to yourself Count Binface and political satire Top 5: Using 'old school' as an excuse Top 5: Accusing others of shouting Top 5: Claiming to be brutally honest Top 5: Parking like you declared independence Top 5: Conspiracy theorists and ego Top 5: Being rude to service staff Top 5: Strangers calling you 'son' Top 5: Telling a DJ what to play
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