Top 5 Things that make someone a bellend INSTANTLY!
Aug 3, 2026 · 1h 4m
Summary
Chris and Stu host Hardcore Listing, discussing their top five behaviors that instantly label someone a "bellend." Topics include turning conversations to oneself, claiming to be "brutally honest," and rudeness to service staff. They also touch on Count Binface’s satirical political campaign and the annoyance of being called "son" by younger people.
Topics discussed
Introduction and podcast overview
Top 5: Turning conversations back to yourself
Count Binface and political satire
Top 5: Using 'old school' as an excuse
Top 5: Accusing others of shouting
Top 5: Claiming to be brutally honest
Top 5: Parking like you declared independence
Top 5: Conspiracy theorists and ego
Top 5: Being rude to service staff
Top 5: Strangers calling you 'son'
Top 5: Telling a DJ what to play
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