HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Saying goodbye to everyone we've ever known

Aug 31, 2026 · 32m

Summary

Dan and Phil return from a two-week break to discuss their upcoming Hard Launch world tour, which features new shows in cities like Manila and Manchester. They share stories from recent events, including a chaotic escape room experience and attending Death Note the Musical, while also addressing a new neighbor who is a funeral director. The episode includes listener mail, a discussion about a viral low-budget Chinese movie, and a domestic dispute over Dan’s unauthorized purchase of a printer.

Topics discussed

FX's 'Adults' new season and Hulu streaming Pepsi Zero Sugar sponsorship and late-night snacking Moving in next to a funeral director The inflatable elephant sofa and upcoming guest episode Lava lamp repair and Mathmos sponsorship Returning from break and funny bone injuries Hard Launch World Tour rehearsals and new dates Jokes about Manila and AI data centers Podcast on the road plan and fashion commentary Packing for tour and the squeaky queen neighbor Wisconsin cat with 29 toes and rock climbing Bavarian finger wrestling world championships Viral low-budget Chinese cow movie 'Newulai' SeatGeek sponsorship and concert seat ratings Factor meal kit sponsorship and easy dinners Saying goodbye to family before the tour Hanging out with straight friends and escape rooms Death Note musical cosplay and Getty Images photos Shopify sponsorship and selling leather shirts Vinted sponsorship and selling closet items The Gaydar concept and detecting attraction British Podcast Awards and buying a printer Hard Launches: 9/11 conception, budgie, and neighbor merch Patreon bonus content and ChatGPT Work ad FX's 'The Bear' final season promotion
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