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Week 32: Lt. General Patton Slaps a Soldier... Again

Aug 19, 2026 · 27m

Summary

This episode covers historical events from August 6–12, including the Spanish Armada’s defeat, the start of the Leaning Tower of Pisa’s construction, and Nixon’s resignation. The main focus is General George S. Patton’s 1943 slapping incidents with soldiers suffering from combat stress reaction. It details Eisenhower’s intervention, Patton’s forced apologies, and his subsequent role in WWII deception operations before his eventual death.

Topics discussed

Sponsors and episode introduction Defeat of the Spanish Armada in 1588 Construction begins on the Leaning Tower of Pisa Nixon resigns amid the Watergate scandal Introduction to General George S. Patton Patton's views on shell shock and combat stress Patton slaps Private Charles Kuhl in hospital Patton slaps and threatens Private Paul Bennett Eisenhower's rebuke and Patton's apologies Patton's career impact and public reaction Patton's role in D-Day deception and later command Patton's death and historical legacy Closing sponsor advertisements
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