Guz & Kiell Will Not Survive Guz & Kiell Will Not Survive

GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… THE LOUISIANAN SWAMPLANDS | 2

Aug 13, 2026 · 44m

Summary

Guz and Kyle are stranded in the Louisiana swamplands, facing aggressive seagulls, snapping turtles, and a 12-foot alligator while trying to reach a tour boat for rescue. Survival expert Megan Hine guides them through dangers like trench foot, deadly ticks, and will-o'-the-wisps, but their attempts to catch wild boar and drink moonshine lead to multiple deaths. Kyle’s intoxication prevents him from relaying crucial rescue instructions to Guz, causing the tour boat to miss them. The episode ends with both men dying, bringing their series death tally to 10 for Guz and 11 for Kyle.

Topics discussed

Introduction and arrival in the Louisiana swamplands Swamp hazards: mosquitoes, alligators, and local politics Finding a clue: the New Orleans restaurant receipt Aggressive seagulls and the 'force flying' technique Survival expert Megan Hine explains seagull dangers The risks of staying wet: trench foot and crotch rot Inventory check: survival bag items and the map Protecting skin: plastic bags and the vaseline mistake Encountering a Will-o'-the-Wisp and swamp gas Snapping turtle attack and removing the turtle Alligator encounter and Steve Irwin's defense method Finding a cabin and the importance of tick checks Removing a tick from Gaz's beard with tweezers Starvation and the decision to avoid eating swamp rats Wild boar encounter and the danger of swinging prey Kyle drinks moonshine and becomes intoxicated Attempting to signal the boat with DVDs and walkie-talkies The boat leaves, final deaths, and series tally
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