GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… THE LOUISIANAN SWAMPLANDS | 2
Aug 13, 2026 · 44m
Summary
Guz and Kyle are stranded in the Louisiana swamplands, facing aggressive seagulls, snapping turtles, and a 12-foot alligator while trying to reach a tour boat for rescue. Survival expert Megan Hine guides them through dangers like trench foot, deadly ticks, and will-o'-the-wisps, but their attempts to catch wild boar and drink moonshine lead to multiple deaths. Kyle’s intoxication prevents him from relaying crucial rescue instructions to Guz, causing the tour boat to miss them. The episode ends with both men dying, bringing their series death tally to 10 for Guz and 11 for Kyle.
Topics discussed
Introduction and arrival in the Louisiana swamplands
Swamp hazards: mosquitoes, alligators, and local politics
Finding a clue: the New Orleans restaurant receipt
Aggressive seagulls and the 'force flying' technique
Survival expert Megan Hine explains seagull dangers
The risks of staying wet: trench foot and crotch rot
Inventory check: survival bag items and the map
Protecting skin: plastic bags and the vaseline mistake
Encountering a Will-o'-the-Wisp and swamp gas
Snapping turtle attack and removing the turtle
Alligator encounter and Steve Irwin's defense method
Finding a cabin and the importance of tick checks
Removing a tick from Gaz's beard with tweezers
Starvation and the decision to avoid eating swamp rats
Wild boar encounter and the danger of swinging prey
Kyle drinks moonshine and becomes intoxicated
Attempting to signal the boat with DVDs and walkie-talkies
The boat leaves, final deaths, and series tally
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