566: The Fort
Summary
Hosts Noah, Eli Bostic, and Vice Rhino review the Christian action film *The Fort*, starring Kevin Sorbo and Dean Cain. They critique the movie’s nonsensical plot, terrible acting, and cheap production values, including Sorbo’s awkwardly inserted cameo. The group also exposes the film’s studio, JC Films, for fraud and lawsuits regarding unpaid donations and charity funds.
Topics discussed
Intro: Movie production, reshoots, and bad hats
JC Films, Dean Cain, and legal controversies
Kevin Sorbo's retrofitted cameo and framing device
Writer's room meeting and sponsor break
Post-apocalyptic setting, graffiti, and COVID themes
Character headwear, fight choreography, and biblical views
Chaplains, survival camp, and the biological attack
Demon wife, Lightbringer, and Satan's resurrection
Satanic grandmothers and the priest's basement
Pac-Leds comparison, fake coughs, and sponsor break
Sorbo's desperation, pan juggling, and missing posters
Tattoos, ghost kids, and the West Virginia settlement
Town dynamics, Ammon's crew, and Cooper's leadership
Town meeting, shoe theft, and Denny's introduction
Cooper's tyranny, dead bodies, and torture scene
Cooper's departure and the doctor's antibiotic cure
Love triangle, dentures, and the doctor's reveal
Satanic party, snow invitations, and Grandma's death
Ammon's arrival, Addison's death, and forgiveness
Meteor strike, rapture, and episode outro
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