567: Clash in the College
Summary
Hosts Noah Lusions, Eli Bosnick, and guest Emma Thorne review the abysmal Christian film *Clash in the College*. They critique its incoherent political plot, terrible audio, and awkward acting, noting scenes filmed in a library’s children’s section and a hotel room disguised as a dorm. The hosts highlight bizarre character interactions, including creepy stalking and nonsensical dialogue, concluding the movie is a masterpiece of incompetence.
Topics discussed
Intro: The bus stop anomaly and guest Emma Thorne
Premise: Worst movie ever, library setting, and bad audio
Writer's room satire and protagonist introduction
Evelyn's physical exam and awkward handshakes
The alien-like Quentin and the library classroom
Creepy stalking, bus stop logic, and political rants
Pizza scene, medical misinformation, and bad acting
Flirty professor, POV horror gag, and awkward flirting
Superimposed sex scene and generic dialogue
Political debates, KFC service, and hotel room setting
Xenophobia, European sluts, and silent walking
Guitar lessons, bad poetry, and family values conference
Liberal podcast, fiction shelves, and Rush Limbaugh
Young Republican meeting and jogging scene
Flag burning, healthcare debate, and violence
Doctor scene, creation museum, and suicide attempts
Stitch ripper suicide, yoga, and the rape scene
Aftermath, pregnancy, and Part One conclusion
Outro: Mormon Movie Month and sponsor credits
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