Days Since GMFST was in the Hospital
Aug 13, 2026 · 41m
Summary
Hosts Markiplier and Jacksepticeye settle a debate over who has more hospital visits by recounting their extensive injury histories. They compare emergency room trips for accidents, surgeries, and chronic conditions like bowel obstructions and kidney disease. The discussion touches on the opioid crisis and concludes that while Mark has more ER visits, Jack has more procedures, making them evenly matched in medical misfortune.
Topics discussed
Commercials for Pepsi, Ozempic, and LifeLock
Introduction: The 'Hospital Off' Challenge
Childhood Injuries: Concussions and Stitches
High School and College Injuries: Catapults and Football
Medical History: Kidney Disease and Bowel Obstructions
Counting ER Visits: Who Has More?
Shingles in the Eye and Vaccine Discussion
Hospital Stays: Tumor Removal and Kidney Transplant
Pain Management: NSAIDs and Opioid Restrictions
The Opioid Crisis: Purdue Pharma Sentencing
Fentanyl Potency and Carfentanil Dangers
The Carrot Incident: Esophageal Obstruction
Final Tally: Ambulance Rides and Total Visits
Outro: Merch, Reddit, and St. Jude Charity Stream
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