Joey Page apologizes for the podcast's recent absence, blaming a faulty laptop and Bilal Zafar’s decision to play golf while ill. The hosts review listener complaints, with Joey threatening to replace Bilal unless he books specific guests. They discuss Bilal’s Edinburgh Fringe experiences, including a rival comedian’s controversial show title, and Joey shares a bizarre lasagna recipe. The episode concludes with news about Michael Barrymore selling his flat and updating their "Top 20 Dickheads of Summer" list.