GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? GAPM | Got A Problem Mate?

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Jul 9, 2026 · 54m

Summary

Joey Essex joins from Turkey, recounting his holiday mishaps, including reading negative hotel reviews and missing the England vs. Mexico match due to a broadcast delay. He discusses scuba diving, his new comedy show, and hosting the Underbelly finals. The pair also banter about couscous, football transfers, and Joey’s expensive tourist trap experiences.

Topics discussed

Indeed Sponsored Jobs advertisement Intro and technical difficulties with video call Hotel reviews and the rude breakfast staff Missing the England football match due to Turkish TV Cooking sweet potatoes and South African tomato paste Shopify advertisement Arsenal fans in Turkey and scuba diving safety Reinventing comedy style and audience banter Planning a live Gap-em show with guests Reading listener comments and trolling a pub owner Visiting Patara ruins and hornet sounds Expensive tourist traps and Istanbul memories Keir Starmer, FIFA, and Arsenal transfer news Shopify advertisement Couscous era, giant rocket leaves, and sign off Uber Eats back to school advertisement
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