The People Have Spoken Ep1. Andy Cool'em Down'em
Aug 21, 2026 · 28m
Summary
Ian Smith hosts a satirical panel with Maisie Adam and Alistair Beckett-King, dubbed a "people's parliament," to mockingly solve global crises. They discuss the Clacton by-election, Andy Burnham’s new policies, and heatwave survival tips through absurd audience suggestions. The episode features comedic segments on novelty political candidates and spinning scandals for FIFA’s Gianni Infantino.
Topics discussed
Sponsors: Whole Foods Market and Emory University
Intro: The People's Parliament and audience wisdom
Guests Maisie Adam and Alistair Beckett King join
Clacton by-election: Joke candidates and Polly Tickle
Audience stories: Pathetic attention-seeking acts
Andy Burnham becomes Prime Minister
High street decline and the loss of Woolworths
Minor governmental fixes: Names, bikes, and cover letters
Spin Doctor: Defending FIFA president Gianni Infantino
Heatwave tips: Hot tea and weird audience suggestions
Clacks and Means: Balloons, economy, and Rachel Reeves
Outro and sponsors: Here for the History and You're Dead to Me
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