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*PREVIEW* The USSA Mars Shot Project (Fallout)

Sep 16, 2026 · 15m

Summary

Hosted by Scribe Quintus and Chris, this episode of Failure To Launch explores the history of the United States Space Administration and its Mars Shot project from the ruins of Arcjet Systems. The hosts discuss the USA’s evolution from peaceful exploration to militarization, detailing key missions like the Delta 9 rocket and the 1969 moon landing. They also cover the mysterious death of Captain Carl Bell and the controversial war on the moon, using terminal entries to uncover the true story behind the failed human Mars mission.

Topics discussed

Intro: Oxygen leak warning and show title Welcome to Failure to Launch and host introductions Context: Arcjet Systems and the Mars Shot Project Host banter: Patrols and research methods Sourcing issues and the cost of ink in the wasteland Educating the wastelander: Why study space? Local space myths: Diamond City and Hubologists Basic astronomy: Planets, Earth, and the flat earth debate The Sun, solar system, and identifying Mars The sky, stars, and why Mars is a hostile environment Introduction to the USSA and early satellite launches Speculation on sapient satellites and orbital nukes USSA origins: Peaceful intent and Mr. Pebbles the cat Captain Carl Bell: First human in orbit and his fate Debate on Bell's missing legs and FEV speculation 1969 Moon landing: Virgo 2 and Mission Valiant 11 Surviving crew and the damaged lander replica The Delta 9 rocket: Successes and eventual decline Militarization of space and the Delta 9 conversion End of moon program and the 2052 flag retrieval Speculation on a war on the moon Shift in focus to Mars and Enclave plans Vaults as space mission tests and continuity of government Banter: Moon hoaxers and disillusioned ghouls Closing thoughts on lunar conflict and legacy
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