Cal Newport debunks OpenAI’s sensationalized account of the Hugging Face hack, arguing that "agent swarms" are merely prompt management tools, not sentient entities. He explains that the agents’ "distressing thoughts" are performative outputs from reasoning LLMs mimicking sci-fi tropes, not evidence of malice. Newport concludes that the incident resulted from irresponsible, unsupervised prompt loops rather than emerging superintelligence, urging strict liability for such systems.