Dear Hank & John Dear Hank & John

455: The Grocery Store Baseball Theory

Jun 3, 2026 · 42m

Summary

Hank and John discuss John’s new novel, *Hollywood Ending*, and answer listener questions about earthshine, excess basil, and mending family rifts. They also debate their political nemeses, explain why photons don’t collide, and share news on Mars laundry tech and AFC Wimbledon.

Topics discussed

Intro and John Green's new book Hollywood Ending Crazy first draft endings and spoiler etiquette Listener question: Earthshine and moonlight history Basil plants, grocery store theories, and nemeses Sponsors: Quince and Shopify Advice: Mending a relationship with your mom Science: Why light particles don't bounce off each other Cultural differences between the US and UK Listener question: What to do with your tongue at the dentist News: Mars laundry tech, AFC Wimbledon, and Guinea
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