Dear Hank & John Dear Hank & John

468: I Will Not Be Licking Any Doorknobs

Sep 23, 2026 · 49m

Summary

John Green and Hank Green answer listener questions about tree biology, fossil biases, and the sounds of Mars, while John promotes his new novel, Hollywood Ending. They discuss the anxiety of book tours and the nature of artistic vulnerability, comparing modern writers to ancient cave painters. The episode also covers AFC Wimbledon’s recent football victories and a humorous correction regarding Irish politics.

Topics discussed

Where Noah kept the bees and ant mating habits Promoting the new book 'Hollywood Ending' and tour Writer's block, imposter syndrome, and art utility Listener Q&A: Tree branches and evolution of multicellularity How to get sick enough to call in to work Fossil bias and the preservation of prehistoric life Sponsorships and mental health days Sponsor reads: Wayfair, Quince, and Factor Book tour spoilers and community reading What does it sound like on Mars? Correction regarding Irish vs Scottish origins AFC Wimbledon soccer team updates and history JWST mission, disease cures, and closing credits
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