468: I Will Not Be Licking Any Doorknobs
Sep 23, 2026 · 49m
Summary
John Green and Hank Green answer listener questions about tree biology, fossil biases, and the sounds of Mars, while John promotes his new novel, Hollywood Ending. They discuss the anxiety of book tours and the nature of artistic vulnerability, comparing modern writers to ancient cave painters. The episode also covers AFC Wimbledon’s recent football victories and a humorous correction regarding Irish politics.
Topics discussed
Where Noah kept the bees and ant mating habits
Promoting the new book 'Hollywood Ending' and tour
Writer's block, imposter syndrome, and art utility
Listener Q&A: Tree branches and evolution of multicellularity
How to get sick enough to call in to work
Fossil bias and the preservation of prehistoric life
Sponsorships and mental health days
Sponsor reads: Wayfair, Quince, and Factor
Book tour spoilers and community reading
What does it sound like on Mars?
Correction regarding Irish vs Scottish origins
AFC Wimbledon soccer team updates and history
JWST mission, disease cures, and closing credits
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