466: An Argument with a Mouse
Sep 9, 2026 · 50m
Summary
Hank and John Green discuss the release of John’s new book, *Hollywood Ending*, and share their thoughts on Lily King’s novel *Heart: A Lover*. They answer listener questions about the physics of squinting, ocean nutrient cycles involving whale feces, and the global fight against tuberculosis. The episode also covers advice for a listener facing job loss and wedding planning, alongside lighthearted banter about soap, caffeine, and gambling habits.
Topics discussed
Intro, monkey joke, and book press tour discussion
Lily King book, Portland event, and stage sharing
Soap knife mystery and eating the soap
Household rules on cursing and soap washing
Optics of squinting and eye shape science
Ocean water mixing and whale nutrient cycles
Whale poop cycle, ocean fears, and swimming limits
Tuberculosis goals, UN pledges, and funding gaps
Theological debate on health metrics and divine reward
Sponsor: The Stick and Dutch identity jokes
Sponsor: OCD treatment and therapy recommendations
Sponsor: Wayfair and kicking sheets
Sponsor: Quince wardrobe essentials and pricing
Caffeine soap, transdermal absorption, and cat effects
Casino gambling habits and personal limits
Layoff advice and wedding vs. marriage priorities
Marriage milestones and relationship anniversaries
AFC Wimbledon match and family visit to Plow Lane
Mars interior temperature asymmetry and tidal tomography
Credits and outro
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