Dear Hank & John Dear Hank & John

466: An Argument with a Mouse

Sep 9, 2026 · 50m

Summary

Hank and John Green discuss the release of John’s new book, *Hollywood Ending*, and share their thoughts on Lily King’s novel *Heart: A Lover*. They answer listener questions about the physics of squinting, ocean nutrient cycles involving whale feces, and the global fight against tuberculosis. The episode also covers advice for a listener facing job loss and wedding planning, alongside lighthearted banter about soap, caffeine, and gambling habits.

Topics discussed

Intro, monkey joke, and book press tour discussion Lily King book, Portland event, and stage sharing Soap knife mystery and eating the soap Household rules on cursing and soap washing Optics of squinting and eye shape science Ocean water mixing and whale nutrient cycles Whale poop cycle, ocean fears, and swimming limits Tuberculosis goals, UN pledges, and funding gaps Theological debate on health metrics and divine reward Sponsor: The Stick and Dutch identity jokes Sponsor: OCD treatment and therapy recommendations Sponsor: Wayfair and kicking sheets Sponsor: Quince wardrobe essentials and pricing Caffeine soap, transdermal absorption, and cat effects Casino gambling habits and personal limits Layoff advice and wedding vs. marriage priorities Marriage milestones and relationship anniversaries AFC Wimbledon match and family visit to Plow Lane Mars interior temperature asymmetry and tidal tomography Credits and outro
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