Dear Hank & John Dear Hank & John

448: Doogie Howser, Boy Chaplin

Apr 15, 2026 · 48m

Summary

Hank and John discuss Hank’s new novel, the nature of fiction versus social media, and hypothetical alien diplomacy. They answer listener questions about eloping, the utility of calculus in biology, curating a museum of the 2020s, and the science behind seeing shapes when rubbing eyes. The episode also covers whether alligators count as fish for Lent and corrects a previous claim about medieval stimulants.

Topics discussed

Promo for Something Worth Knowing event Intro, Artemis 2 launch, and social media fatigue Alien breeding rumors and Hank's new book Hollywood Ending Succession, Severance, and celebrity lizard people Who should speak for humanity? Dolly Parton and aliens Listener advice on eloping and a baptism story Why microbiology students must take calculus Curating a museum of the 2020s and AI chatbots Seeing shapes when rubbing eyes: Phosphenes Is an alligator a fish for Lent? Medieval peasants and ergot mold hallucinations AFC Wimbledon player going to the World Cup Nuclear Mars mission skepticism and outro
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