Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

Taos & Denver Rants

Aug 25, 2026 · 1h 22m

Summary

Host Joey discusses his recent sold-out tour in Albuquerque and Denver, sharing anecdotes about botanic garden staff and his dog. He critiques the landscape design industry for prioritizing aesthetic norms over ecological function, comparing garden planning to organizing a pantry. The episode also covers plant biology, such as compensation points in high-elevation species, and includes personal stories about driving through West Texas and interacting with law enforcement.

Topics discussed

Sponsor: ChatGPT for Business Addressing listener complaints about excessive ads Botanic garden experiences and security incidents Comparing botanic gardens and recent speaking events Anecdote about a friend's life transformation Plant physiology and Texas Madrone in Denver Reflections on landscape insignificance in West Texas Critique of landscape design aesthetics and snobbery Pragmatic gardening vs. ornamental design preferences Field observations: Cretaceous mesas and pollinators Wildlife camera issues and local meat sourcing Stargazing and interactions with law enforcement Political views on nature, hunting, and land clearing Texas education history and border wall politics New Penstemon species and wind-sculpted morphology Sponsor: Just Food For Dogs Botanical tour: Parthenium, Amelanchier, and grasses Phacelia scoparia and desert root adaptations Geopolitical commentary and upcoming book projects Closing remarks and final ad placement
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