Conan Unboxes “Toy Story” Merch
Summary
Conan O'Brien and Sonam O'Connor humorously discuss Conan's role as "Smarty Pants," a potty-training toy in the fictional *Toy Story 5*. They showcase an absurd amount of merchandise, including action figures, Funko Pops, and a wallet, while joking about Conan's lack of profit share. The segment satirizes celebrity ego and consumer culture through their exaggerated reactions to the "Smarty Pants Mania."
Topics discussed
Sponsor reads for Paragold, Tostitos, and Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan
Conan voices Smarty Pants in Toy Story 5 and discusses the character
Reviewing Smarty Pants playsets and complaining about packaging hierarchy
Conan's Funko Pop record and the Smarty Pants wallet
Trying on Smarty Pants hoodies and t-shirts
Sponsor read for Square business platform
Sponsor read for Hyundai and the 2026 FIFA World Cup
Sponsor read for Peyronie's disease awareness
Sponsor read for BetterHelp online therapy
More Smarty Pants merch: sweaters, voice-activated toys, and mystery boxes
Mystery snow globes, sticker books, and the Smarty Pants dance
Smarty Pants cheese and a children's book with a dark backstory
Conan demands a GoFundMe for his missing merch cut
Credits and sponsor reads for Coop Sleep Goods and Taboola
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