FULL SHOW: Hot Doctor Alert Date, 9 Year Old Rival Loser Line + Marry Me Prank (11/9/26)
Nov 9, 2026 · 1h 4m
Summary
Brooke and Jeffrey discuss showering habits, celebrate famous Nicks' birthdays, and share laser stories about a man asking for cigarettes after a police chase and the FAA using floppy disks. The episode features a "Loser Line" segment with awkward voicemails, a prank phone tap involving a sign for infidelity, and a "Second Date Update" where a doctor explains why her yoga partner ghosted her.
Topics discussed
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Show Intro and Laser Stories Teaser
Poll: What body part do you wash first?
Game: Guess the Famous Nick
Game Result: Alexis wins and chooses punishment
Holiday Talk: Elf movie and Andy Richter's book
Laser Story: Man fired for refusing pineapple pizza
Laser Story: Florida police chase and drug trade
Laser Story: FAA uses floppy disks for air traffic
Laser Story: Dolly Parton's niece holiday doll
Laser Story: Humperdinck holiday venture
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Loser Line: Drake pickup line explanation
Loser Line: Neighbor invites you to watch game
Loser Line: Feud with nine-year-old neighbor
Loser Line: Coffee shop date rating
Loser Line: Listener feedback on jokes and outfits
Loser Line: Cereal mascot rant
Loser Line: Quaker Oats guy and Cocoa Puffs
Loser Line: Craving breadsticks date invite
Loser Line: Delivering bad news with sound effects
Loser Line: Outro and follow on TikTok
Phone Tap: Intro and flirtatious voice check
Phone Tap: Ordering a large sign
Phone Tap: Sign size and messaging discussion
Phone Tap: Business owner refuses infidelity promo
Phone Tap: Request for roleplay sign
Phone Tap: Cruise ship captain roleplay context
Phone Tap: Brother's prank idea and sign ideas
Phone Tap: Hot professions pyramid and listener job
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Second Date Update: Intro and Dr. Deb's profile
Second Date Update: Dr. Deb's dating struggles
Second Date Update: Meeting Dylan in yoga
Second Date Update: Dr. Deb's stoic nature
Second Date Update: Plan to show interest physically
Second Date Update: Date went well but no contact
Second Date Update: Did Dr. Deb touch Dylan?
Second Date Update: Dr. Deb touched his forearm
Second Date Update: Intro to Dylan's phone call
Second Date Update: Dylan's perspective on Dr. Deb
Second Date Update: Yoga boy stereotype discussion
Second Date Update: Dylan answers the phone
Second Date Update: Explaining the ghosting
Second Date Update: Dylan's turnoff: medical talk
Second Date Update: Doctors diagnosing on dates
Second Date Update: Genetic medical talk on date
Second Date Update: Stating facts vs. flirting
Second Date Update: Being on the same page
Second Date Update: Dr. Deb checked his pulse
Second Date Update: Dylan limited to one beer
Second Date Update: Dylan lost his job
Second Date Update: Second date approved
Second Date Update: Medical coverage and honesty
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Missed Connections: Intro and blood drive joke
Missed Connections: Mini golf arcade
Missed Connections: Mini golf details
Missed Connections: Playing alone and making a move
Missed Connections: Bad at sport but good at lines
Missed Connections: Harry Potter theme park
Missed Connections: Muggle millennial and Ravenclaw charm
Missed Connections: Dementors and Gringotts
Missed Connections: Mrs. Officer and fish king
Missed Connections: Long John Silver's encounter
Missed Connections: Smelling perfume in fish shop
Missed Connections: Nervous food handoff
Trivia Game: Intro and listener Bobby
Trivia Game: Bobby's answers
Trivia Game: Brooke's answers
Trivia Game: Bobby's score and kids
Trivia Game: Final round answers
Trivia Game: Results and gift card
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