Brooke and Jeffrey Brooke and Jeffrey

FULL SHOW: Hot Doctor Alert Date, 9 Year Old Rival Loser Line + Marry Me Prank (11/9/26)

Nov 9, 2026 · 1h 4m

Summary

Brooke and Jeffrey discuss showering habits, celebrate famous Nicks' birthdays, and share laser stories about a man asking for cigarettes after a police chase and the FAA using floppy disks. The episode features a "Loser Line" segment with awkward voicemails, a prank phone tap involving a sign for infidelity, and a "Second Date Update" where a doctor explains why her yoga partner ghosted her.

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Sponsor: Underdog Rips Sponsor: Ring Security Cameras Sponsor: The Head Start Podcast Show Intro and Laser Stories Teaser Poll: What body part do you wash first? Game: Guess the Famous Nick Game Result: Alexis wins and chooses punishment Holiday Talk: Elf movie and Andy Richter's book Laser Story: Man fired for refusing pineapple pizza Laser Story: Florida police chase and drug trade Laser Story: FAA uses floppy disks for air traffic Laser Story: Dolly Parton's niece holiday doll Laser Story: Humperdinck holiday venture Sponsor: Underdog Rips Sponsor: Starbucks Holiday Drinks Sponsor: The Head Start Podcast Sponsor: Ring Security Cameras Loser Line: Drake pickup line explanation Loser Line: Neighbor invites you to watch game Loser Line: Feud with nine-year-old neighbor Loser Line: Coffee shop date rating Loser Line: Listener feedback on jokes and outfits Loser Line: Cereal mascot rant Loser Line: Quaker Oats guy and Cocoa Puffs Loser Line: Craving breadsticks date invite Loser Line: Delivering bad news with sound effects Loser Line: Outro and follow on TikTok Phone Tap: Intro and flirtatious voice check Phone Tap: Ordering a large sign Phone Tap: Sign size and messaging discussion Phone Tap: Business owner refuses infidelity promo Phone Tap: Request for roleplay sign Phone Tap: Cruise ship captain roleplay context Phone Tap: Brother's prank idea and sign ideas Phone Tap: Hot professions pyramid and listener job Sponsor: Underdog Rips Sponsor: Starbucks Holiday Drinks Sponsor: The Head Start Podcast Sponsor: Ring Security Cameras Second Date Update: Intro and Dr. Deb's profile Second Date Update: Dr. Deb's dating struggles Second Date Update: Meeting Dylan in yoga Second Date Update: Dr. Deb's stoic nature Second Date Update: Plan to show interest physically Second Date Update: Date went well but no contact Second Date Update: Did Dr. Deb touch Dylan? Second Date Update: Dr. Deb touched his forearm Second Date Update: Intro to Dylan's phone call Second Date Update: Dylan's perspective on Dr. Deb Second Date Update: Yoga boy stereotype discussion Second Date Update: Dylan answers the phone Second Date Update: Explaining the ghosting Second Date Update: Dylan's turnoff: medical talk Second Date Update: Doctors diagnosing on dates Second Date Update: Genetic medical talk on date Second Date Update: Stating facts vs. flirting Second Date Update: Being on the same page Second Date Update: Dr. Deb checked his pulse Second Date Update: Dylan limited to one beer Second Date Update: Dylan lost his job Second Date Update: Second date approved Second Date Update: Medical coverage and honesty Sponsor: Underdog Rips Sponsor: Starbucks Holiday Drinks Sponsor: The Head Start Podcast Sponsor: Ring Security Cameras Missed Connections: Intro and blood drive joke Missed Connections: Mini golf arcade Missed Connections: Mini golf details Missed Connections: Playing alone and making a move Missed Connections: Bad at sport but good at lines Missed Connections: Harry Potter theme park Missed Connections: Muggle millennial and Ravenclaw charm Missed Connections: Dementors and Gringotts Missed Connections: Mrs. Officer and fish king Missed Connections: Long John Silver's encounter Missed Connections: Smelling perfume in fish shop Missed Connections: Nervous food handoff Trivia Game: Intro and listener Bobby Trivia Game: Bobby's answers Trivia Game: Brooke's answers Trivia Game: Bobby's score and kids Trivia Game: Final round answers Trivia Game: Results and gift card Sponsor: Underdog Rips Sponsor: Underdog Rips Sponsor: Underdog Rips Sponsor: Starbucks Sponsor: Orderly Meds
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