Brooke and Jeffrey discuss a series of bizarre news stories, starting with a three-year-old soccer player who was removed from a game for outperforming older children. They then cover a political candidate whose parents are suing him for unpaid rent, the selection of "maxxing" as Dictionary.com's word of the year, and details about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding, including their decision to skip a carousel and a pond due to cost and safety concerns.