Closure Call: The Web Date That Got Away
Aug 13, 2026 · 18m
Summary
Brooke and Jeffrey review listener feedback on Sophia’s dating life before launching a Closure Call for Liz, who seeks answers about a first online date from twenty years ago. Her date, Thomas, was interrupted by her toxic ex, leading to a chaotic night where Liz abandoned Thomas to deal with the drama. Thomas responds to Liz’s questions, confirming he remembers the incident vividly and firmly declines any reconnection, citing her past behavior. The episode concludes with Liz finding closure, albeit with a humorous twist regarding leftover food.
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Sponsors: CeraVe, Popsicle, Ebglyss, and Grainger
Recap of previous episode's sushi date drama
Intro to Closure Call: Liz's first online date from 20 years ago
Liz recounts the disastrous date interrupted by her toxic ex
Liz explains why she seeks closure with Thomas now
Hosts recap the story and prepare to read Thomas's responses
Question 1: Thomas confirms he is single but not interested
Question 2: Thomas recalls the chaos of the ex and landlord
Question 3: Thomas reveals he drove the ex home and Liz took the food
Question 4: Thomas declines coffee; Liz gets final closure
Sponsors: CeraVe and Drnavix
Hosts debate Liz's approach and Thomas's maturity
Sponsors: Dietz & Watson, ChatGPT, Genavix, Ebglyss, Nissan
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