Brian & Kenzie on the top teen slang of 2026
Summary
Brian and Kenzie discuss Kenzie’s recent purchase of Warby Parker glasses after a year of poor vision, leading to a tangent on the history of eyewear. They then reveal the most Googled teen slang terms of 2026, including "scuba," "larp," and "crine." The episode concludes with a detailed analysis of Chicago’s new parking meter deal with Stone Peak Partners, highlighting potential future rate increases and the company’s diverse portfolio.
Topics discussed
Intro, listener check-in, and 2027 concert announcements
Kenzie's new glasses and the Halloween pop-up flashback
Warby Parker review and the Lasic endorsement story
History of eyeglasses and the mermaid vision theory
Ben Franklin's glasses, National Treasure, and old TV quality
Sponsor reads for Dan Bongino, Pastor Matt Heggie, and Westwood One
Guessing the most Googled teen slang words of 2026
Revealing top teen slang: Bird, Larp, Crine, and Scuba
Sponsor reads for Dan Bongino and Chris Fan Fleet
Chicago parking meter deal update and pension implications
Stone Peak Partners investigation and final sponsor read
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