Head 2 Headlines: Professor Accused Of Urinating On Student's Backpack, Investigation Uncovers 6 Earlier Cases
Summary
In this segment of Head to Headlines, Brian and Kenzie let listeners vote between two bizarre news stories, ultimately choosing to discuss a Minnesota professor accused of urinating on a student's backpack. The hosts break down the incident, revealing that investigators uncovered six prior reports of urine found in unusual locations on campus, including trash cans and decorative items. They humorously debate the professor's alleged habit of peeing in cups and his claim that he accidentally spilled the urine while disposing of it.
Topics discussed
Introduction to Head to Headlines segment
Headline 1: Professor accused of urinating on backpacks
Discussion on the six earlier cases
Headline 2: Large pool of blood in Wellington Tunnel
Voting instructions and break
Voting results and recap of headlines
Listener reaction to the blood story
Details on the 55-year-old professor's charge
Banter about urine in unusual places on campus
Professor's identity and location at Macalester College
The incident: Student finds damp, smelly backpack
Speculating on motive and the 'revenge pee' theory
Hypothetical scenario: Accusing a coworker
Investigation reveals six prior reports of urine
Locations of urine: Trash cans, bottles, and decor
Professor's admission of a two-year habit
The 'accidental spill' excuse and resignation
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