Head 2 Headlines: "He should not live in the sewer." Baltimore County mother says man living underground harasses her children
Oct 28, 2026 · 25m
Summary
Brian and Kenzie discuss a recent freight train heist in Chicago that caused significant Metro delays, joking about the logistics of robbing trains and fencing stolen skincare. They then play a Family Guy clip and introduce their "Head to Headlines" segment, where listeners vote on the funnier story. The hosts ultimately break down a bizarre report of a man living in a Baltimore sewer who allegedly harassed a mother’s children.
Topics discussed
Intro and transition to the day's big story
Report on freight train heist delaying Metro trains
Banter on 1800s train robberies and horses
Discussion on stolen goods and fencing skincare
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Ticket Buts Thursday announcement
Recap of train heist and Metro delays
Speculating on inside job and train cargo
Family Guy clip: Peter Griffin robs a train
Greta Van Fleet ticket giveaway
Head to Headlines: Voting on two stories
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Head to Headlines: Winner announced
Story breakdown: Man living in sewer harasses kids
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