EPISODE 463: Nighthawks At The Milton KFC
Sep 17, 2026 · 1h 7m
Summary
The hosts address the breakup of Alan and Catherine Richson by humorously pitching themselves as potential partners. They discuss their recent live shows, including meeting a Lord of the Rings crew member, and solicit listener interest for a future show in Hobart. The episode features a "Stuff We Should Chat About" segment where Lucy reflects on the quiet beauty of eating alone at KFC. Finally, they update a story about a toddler lifted by a giraffe and discuss a man cited for illegally transporting a live fawn across state lines.
Topics discussed
Intro and listener letter from Alan
Improv: Making Alan Gay and Sex Talk
Banter: Slurs, Fidget Toys, and Tantric Podcasting
Recap: Miniatures, Denethor, and Live Show Hotties
Planning a Live Show in Hobart, Australia
Glasses, Theme Song, and Complaining Segment
Glimmers: The Serenity of Eating KFC Alone
KFC Marketing and the 'Our Word' Campaign
Story: Toddler Lifted by Giraffe at Safari Park
Secrets, Affairs, and Hosting Guests at Home
PSA: 'Your Car' Launch Event with Free Pizza
Banter: Nick Skits, Squirting, and DJing
Story: Man Cited for Importing Live Fawn
Bunta Vista Hotline and Microfiche Research
Science: Plants Mimicking Leaves They Can See
Outro: Audience Recap and Hobart Reminder
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