BONUS EPISODE: Cousin Yourself
Summary
In this bonus episode of Boonta Vista, Theo and Andrew host without Ben, reading a humorous fake letter from him about fleeing to Ibiza. They then tackle listener mail, discussing a drama teacher’s nudity in a film, the logistics of mermaid pool parties, and a boss who clogs toilets with brown paper. The episode concludes with relationship advice regarding ethical non-monogamy and unintended cuckolding dynamics.
Topics discussed
Ben's absence and his farewell letter
The Ben-less universe and Brisbane gas scam
Mailbag: Blair Witch and reality TV
Nude beaches and drama teachers on MrSkin
Crocheted tops and finding teachers on dating apps
Swimy mermaid parties and pool rental scams
Adult pool parties and romantic comedy tropes
Boss clogging toilets with brown paper
Ethical non-monogamy and cuck undertones
Dead father-in-law's Tenga eggs and pills
Public urinals and the 'piss-opticon'
Opening bathroom doors while drunk
Living with a bestie, partner, and disabled mother
Melbourne live show announcement
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