Mick Molloy and Titus O’Reily discuss bizarre crimes, including an Indiana man who used his severed genitals to start a fire and a massive brawl on a Carnival cruise ship. They also cover an Australian who exploited an ATM glitch to steal $1.6 million before confessing, and a DoorDash robot that crashed a SWAT scene in San Antonio. The hosts mock a New York jail watchdog’s decision to replace the term "inmate" with "person in custody."