The Chronicles of Cyanide Jones: The End of Everything We Know — Part Two
Oct 5, 2026 · 37m
Summary
In this episode of Baron Sordor's Theatre of the Doomed, Christian Schmidt and Jeff Martin present Part 2 of the Chronicles of Sinai Jones. The story follows a hitman hiding in a dystopian Berlin who is recruited by SPM to kidnap a climate activist from a crime-ridden lunar colony. The narrative explores themes of corporate violence, identity disorder, and cyberpunk noir as the protagonist prepares for a dangerous infiltration mission.
Topics discussed
Content warning and theatrical introduction
Baron Sordor's welcome and setting the scene
Narrator in Berlin: Current situation and backstory
The Global Job: The P2P Global massacre
Life as a hitman and the need for medication
Embedded identity disorder and genetic alterations
Running out of meds and preparing to leave
Walking through the dystopian streets of Berlin
Encountering the Movement gang in the alley
Buying 'Dust' from Katz and taking the dose
Subway ride and news about the Benito reactor
Visit to Tech Noir bar and encounter with bartender
Waking up in London as Oshik Kasaku
Preparation for the meeting and news of Dr. Sedar's death
Meeting William Bailey and the SPM androids
Flight to the SPM Arch and arrival at headquarters
Meeting Jensen Gordel in his office
The mission: Kidnapping Xanda Odom
New Chechnya, the Bravazzo syndicate, and deal terms
Sponsor messages and episode outro
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