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The Chronicles of Cyanide Jones: The End of Everything We Know — Part Two

Oct 5, 2026 · 37m

Summary

In this episode of Baron Sordor's Theatre of the Doomed, Christian Schmidt and Jeff Martin present Part 2 of the Chronicles of Sinai Jones. The story follows a hitman hiding in a dystopian Berlin who is recruited by SPM to kidnap a climate activist from a crime-ridden lunar colony. The narrative explores themes of corporate violence, identity disorder, and cyberpunk noir as the protagonist prepares for a dangerous infiltration mission.

Topics discussed

Content warning and theatrical introduction Baron Sordor's welcome and setting the scene Narrator in Berlin: Current situation and backstory The Global Job: The P2P Global massacre Life as a hitman and the need for medication Embedded identity disorder and genetic alterations Running out of meds and preparing to leave Walking through the dystopian streets of Berlin Encountering the Movement gang in the alley Buying 'Dust' from Katz and taking the dose Subway ride and news about the Benito reactor Visit to Tech Noir bar and encounter with bartender Waking up in London as Oshik Kasaku Preparation for the meeting and news of Dr. Sedar's death Meeting William Bailey and the SPM androids Flight to the SPM Arch and arrival at headquarters Meeting Jensen Gordel in his office The mission: Kidnapping Xanda Odom New Chechnya, the Bravazzo syndicate, and deal terms Sponsor messages and episode outro
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