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The Chronicles of Cyanide Jones: The End of Everything We Know — Part Three

Oct 12, 2026 · 35m

Summary

In this installment of the Chronicles of Cyanide Jones, host Baron Sordor narrates the story of a hitman traveling to the moon to kidnap Xander Odom, a former activist turned militant. The episode details the protagonist’s journey via the International Space Elevator to Tycho City, where he acquires a weapon and checks into a squalid hotel. As he reviews Odom’s file, the narrative explores her transformation from a passionate youth ambassador to a wanted criminal following the Paris massacre and the destruction of her group, Dawn. The story concludes with a teaser for the next episode, whic…

Topics discussed

Baron Sordor's introduction and content warning Narrator's internal monologue on detachment Flight to the International Space Elevator Description of the Silikovsky Marina and Elevator Arrival and the oppressive heat at the equator Navigating AI customs and immigration checks Waiting in the departure lounge and observing crowds The ascent of the space elevator and G-forces Transit station delay and nostalgic reflections Boarding the lunar transport ship Viewing the orbital habitat and approaching the moon Arrival in Tycho City and its artificial sky Entering Little Siam and finding Theremin's shop Purchasing a weapon from Theremin Checking into the squalid Pahuit Hotel Reviewing the dossier on target Xander Odom Sponsorship and merchandise promotion Baron Sordor's outro and next episode teaser Episode credits and production details
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